Goobi's Soggy Shit

by Milind Alvares

SoggCast: Konkani Unplugged

Konkani. The language that the Goans speak. In fact, we don’t even speak it—we understand it. It’s what drives the social fragment, keeping peace and sanity, eliminating any religious, social, or cast differences. Now some of you have expressed desire to know a few words of this precious language of ours, which brings me to what [...]

Konkani. The language that the Goans speak. In fact, we don’t even speak it—we understand it. It’s what drives the social fragment, keeping peace and sanity, eliminating any religious, social, or cast differences. Now some of you have expressed desire to know a few words of this precious language of ours, which brings me to what this post is about.

Goobi and The Lion

This is the authentic, urban, and realistic guide for you to pick up Konkani. Throw away that stupid booklet you’ve picked up and learn from the sons of the soil. Joining me in this crazy venture is Axel, popularly known as ‘the lion’. This is the first take, unedited, unfiltered raw file, so it’s obviously mind-numbingly awesome!

Keep in mind that this recording contains explicit content so if you fear profanity, I’d suggest you not to click that link. However if you’re over 18 and man enough to take a lot of profanity, join along for an awesome ride.

And most importantly, do let me know if you liked the ‘cast, any questions and concerns, and whether I should buy a striped tee, a checked shirt, or both.

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8 Responses to “SoggCast: Konkani Unplugged”

  1. Ben

    Oh fuck I was laughing so hard my cheydye (wife) wouldn’t believe I was listening to a language instructional! Great job Milind and Axel, can’t wait for more.

  2. Pupskievua

    Hello, I am sensuous, open-minded and extremely sexy sweetheart from Ukraine.. Kiev Girl. Independent Kiev Escort. Do you want me.

    Goobi: I had to let this comment in. I mean look at it! And yes!

  3. Guttu

    Ghat mare chedyechya… :D
    hasun hasun pot dhukhale..

    You should start konkani teaching classes.

  4. Mellie R.

    You should warn people not to drink hot beverages while listening to this show LOL! It’s a welcome change from those (boring) French and Spanish instructionals we’ve come to see on every street corner. Love the blog!

  5. Din

    Hmm

    Downloading, will post comment soon.

  6. Din

    LOL

    Thuggele ek kayri !!! Aniku thuggele the geenthu !!!!! Hilarious :D

    Yo yo yo – ROTFL.

  7. Lovell

    Avois solliiiiddd murree!!!
    Zhow bayek!!

  8. Aditya

    :D Hilarious. Agree with all the comments here and Preshit :D

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