Many of you must be knowing by now that I’m the urrack expert. Some have even gone on to bestow respect upon me with salutations like drunkard, bewda, and the like. It so happens that I’m also awesome at urrack treks. Urrack treks are like regular treks the same way small cat is like a regular cat; it’s not. An urrack trek is the ultimate respect you can give to this amazing drink, and must be done at least once in your life.
You start with a bunch of friends. Awesome ones. Sometimes a sore loser will try to stick his head in, but you should faithfully reject any such freetards. “5 PM my place” should do just fine. You will end up leaving at around 6:30, which is perfect. No later than that though, as you won’t find bars open later on in the night.
Hit the first bar you see. In our case, we went to Eric Clapton’s bar. He serves the best of urrack. It is important to know where the urrack is from. Eric said the urrack was from Siolim. It was good. After a glass of mixed urrack down your stomach, you are ready to start walking. Fill up a 2 ltr. bottle of Limca with one bottle of Urrack. You will learn how to do this amazing feat.
Destination: Are you going on a urrack trek? There is no destination, only the journey. Visualise a path where you know there are bars on every turn. If you don’t, you will find yourself sober, and suddenly the aching in your legs will be very real. As for walking itself, while you don’t have a destination, you have to be determined enough to continue walking. If you rest too much, the urrack will hit your head and you’ll feel sick and drowsy. Keep walking and you will be surprised at your capacity.
Somewhere along the way we lost our shirts
Do not carry expensive gadgets along. It’s very likely something will happen, like you throwing it inside a pond or something. Urrack sets your mind free. If you like to generally wrap it around worldly objects, I highly suggest leaving that iPhone at home. You can carry along a Nokia crap-phone for making emergency calls.
Stay away from dangerous areas like cliffs, steep climbs, or deep rivers. The last time, we tried to shake down this little wooden construction at the side of the river, and I ended up falling 8 feet into a river. Apparently the sight was very ‘matrix like’. I wouldn’t know as I only realised I fell after I hit the water. Luckily I’m light enough to have escaped out alive. The sharp rocks were just a few inches deeper. As I walked to the shore I ended up cutting up my feet badly. I later came to know my back also got a good scrub against those rocks. Trust me and the cuts on my back, stay away from dangerous areas.
Carry a sufficient amount of money. If you carry less, you will curse yourself for find yourself sober in the middle of your awesome trek. You could also be very hungry with nothing ‘cheap’ to eat. But don’t carry too much money. Know that any amount of cash you carry, will get over.
Make sure you have transportation back to your place of rest. Even if you plan to sleep the night on the beach or camp out in the forest, the next day you are in no position to walk back. Make sure you drop your brother to the airport when he asks, for you never know how useful he will be.
That’s it for that. Don’t overdo the treks. Once a year is good enough. Have fun.
